Iron Duke
12:25 Thu Feb 10
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Hammer-Ed is on the right track, but it should be
There’s a cat in me kitchen, what’s Zouma gonna do?
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Charoo
11:57 Wed Feb 9
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Kurts cat gets battered everywhere it goes
Kurts cat gets battered everywhere it goes
Everywhere it goessssss
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Hammer-ed
10:43 Wed Feb 9
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From UB40
"There's a CAT in the Kitchen, what I am going to do?
There's a CAT in the Kitchen, what I am going to do?
I am going to Kick that Cat, That's what I am going to do!
I am going to Kick that Cat!"
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roltrader
7:16 Wed Feb 9
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He buys his own boots, he buys his own boots,
Kurt Zouma, he buys his own boots ?
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gph
6:12 Wed Feb 9
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The entirely original Sid Vicious song
I've knocked out in bed last night
I've had my fill, my share of looting
And now, the tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think, I killed a cat
And may I say, oh no, not their way
"But no, no, not me"
"I did it my way"
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Mike Oxsaw
5:55 Wed Feb 9
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Given the massive media over-reaction to this, we probably need a good old east end dark humour terrace chant that tells the world "Yeah, he's been a bit of a cunt, but he's our cunt - now FUCK OFF".
I am quite surprised nobody, so far, has offered up the old Mud single from the 70s:
"The cat crept in...flew out again."
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Noah
10:34 Tue Feb 8
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Zoum
Just one kick
And then cat goes BOOM
Right across the ROOM
Flyin' high in a neon sky, oh oh
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Noah
10:34 Tue Feb 8
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Zoum
Just one kick
And then cat goes BOOM
Right across the ROOM
Flyin' high in a neon sky, oh oh
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
10:17 Tue Feb 8
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It’s a stain on West Ham that he is playing tonight - there is no comedy in animal abuse
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Pee Wee
9:55 Tue Feb 8
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Kurt Zouma woah
Kurt Zouma woooah
He plays at centre back
He loves to kick his cat
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Side of Ham
8:57 Tue Feb 8
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Kitty, bang, bang,
Kitty, kitty, bang, bang,
Kitty, bang, bang,
Kitty, kitty, bang, bang,
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Pentonville
8:51 Tue Feb 8
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What's new pussycat whoah whoah whoah
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roltrader
8:48 Tue Feb 8
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Meanwhile around the kitchen, there's a couple of West Ham lads,
They swear like How's your Father, cause Zouma's kicked the cat,
It's Kurt for Cats.
(One for the oldies here !)
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broker
8:17 Tue Feb 8
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To the tune of who let the dogs out
Who kicked the kitty
Zou zou Zouma
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BRANDED
7:53 Tue Feb 8
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Something based upon what’s new pussy cat would be good but hard to sing
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Dr Matt
7:47 Tue Feb 8
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Tibbles gets battered everywhere he goes!
Tibbles gets battered everywhere he gooooes!
Everywhere he goooes!
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Mad Dog
7:46 Tue Feb 8
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Saw this on WhatsApp earlier
We've got zouma, big Kurt zouma
I just don't think you understand
He's solid at the back
He fucking hates his cat
We've got big Kurt zouma
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gph
7:40 Tue Feb 8
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Hey diddle diddle, the cow and the fiddle
The cat "jumped" over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon!
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smartypants
7:34 Tue Feb 8
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i hope he scores tonight, runs to corner flag then does pretend cat kick
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Jasnik
7:15 Tue Feb 8
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No one said .. Any thing by Curiosity kill the Cat.?
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Keep dreaming
7:15 Tue Feb 8
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SUM A DING WONG 2:37 Tue Feb 8
10/10
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